just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When are your genitals available?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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