my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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