its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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