once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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