So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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