I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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