You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
As shirtless as possible
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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