scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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