I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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