We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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