Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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