He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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