you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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