Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
