it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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