But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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