the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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