I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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