so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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