HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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