k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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