no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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