she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
where does the pee come out of this thing
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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