Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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