Sponge bath it is.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it glows. i had to have it.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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