you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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