I CAN MOONWALK!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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