"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I got her a Nickelback box set.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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