just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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