theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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