Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You had me at "let me see your balls"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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