your room smells of hookers.
And success
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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