Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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