is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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