Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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