I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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