drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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