I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Two words: blizzard sex
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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