There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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