OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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