he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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