sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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