And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Dick very happy bro
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Pooping to opera.
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