Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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