I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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