My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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