you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
one two three fourrrrnication!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
