theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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