There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
