The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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