We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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