i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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